Prophet, the Great and Powerful, has deigned to grant you access to his collection of Socks from the Void.
These are not just any socks, no, no, no. These are socks imbued with the essence of the void itself. Wear them, and you shall be granted the power to walk on the surface of the sun, or at the very least, to look really cool while doing so.
SUPERIOR SOCKS SOCKS FOR THE CLUMSY SOCKS MARKETPLACE