Welcome to the most prestigious and influential lobby in the land: the Bacon Lobby.
Lobbying for Bacon Lobbyist Reports Lobbyist Rewards Lobbyists Who Lobby for Other LobbyistsOur members have spent decades perfecting the art of making sure you eat more bacon.
To ensure that every breakfast plate, every BLT sandwich, and every BLT-inspired tattoo features the crispest, most delicious bacon possible.
We believe in the unalienable right to bacon, and we will not rest until every human on this planet has had the chance to taste the sweet, sweet joy of a well-cooked strip.
We aim to make the world a more delicious place, one strip of bacon at a time.