A: It's a post-apocalyptic world where the last thing that survived the nuclear war was a strip of crispy bacon.
Q: Will there be any other food options available?
A: Ha! You think you'd be so lucky. The only thing that survived alongside the bacon was a lone jar of mayonnaise. Good luck with that.
A: First, stock up on all the bacon you can find. Then, learn to make mayonnaise from scratch. And for the love of all things good, practice your "I'm a caveman" impression for when the other survivors start to get a little too comfortable.
Want to know more about the history of the Great Baconocalypse? Read about it here.