Sub-Objective: Neutralize the Bacon Minion
The Bacon Minion, codename: 'The Sizzler', is a highly advanced, artificially intelligent, and disturbingly adorable robot.
Its purpose is to protect the warehouse's bacon supply at all costs, including but not limited to:
- Deploying an army of miniature, razor-sharp, and extremely cute bacon-shaped drones
- Summoning an endless horde of bacon-wielding, ninja-like, and extremely stealthy minions
- Engaging in an epic, high-stakes, and extremely intense game of bacon-themed chess