Welcome to the world's worst acorn experiences, where even the squirrels don't like it here.
Our acorns are so bad, they've been known to cause stomach ulcers, spontaneous combustion, and existential dread.
So, if you're feeling brave, click on one of the links below to see what kind of terrible acorn-related fun you can have:
Accidentally Stepping on an Acorn Being Chased by Angry Squirrels Getting Attacked by a Raccoon Trying to Cook an Acorn but It Sucks Being Trapped in an Acorn Maze Being Obsessed with Acorn Patterns