Bad Caffeine Habits

Because who needs a functioning sleep schedule, right?

Common Caffeine Abuses

• Drinking coffee before bed to "get a good night's sleep"
• Eating entire pizza parties by myself while mainlining
• Using caffeine as a substitute for human interaction
• Drinking energy drinks while simultaneously trying to be a "healthy adult"
• Buying a 5-lb bag of coffee beans and eating the whole bag in one sitting

For more on the dangers of caffeine, see:

Caffeine Overload Caffeine-Fueled Drama Caffeine and Introversion