Bad Choices

Here's a list of the worst life decisions made by our beloved protagonist, Bob.

1. Wearing a neon pink sweatsuit to the office.

• Why: Bob thought it would "express" himself.
• Result: Firing.
• Learned: Never trust a fashion sense of a 35-year-old man.

Next in the series: Waking up late for the apocalypse.

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