BAD COOKIE CHOICES

Warning: The following cookies are not recommended for consumption. They are, in fact, a travesty.

• Biscuit of Disgust - A biscuit that's been sitting in the pantry for 6 months. Who needs freshness?
• Rocky Road of Regret - A chocolate-coated mixture of nuts, marshmallows, and despair.
• Ginger Snap of Shame - A cookie that's been broken into a billion pieces, but you still can't help but devour the whole bag.
• Chip of the Odds - A cookie that's been sitting in the garage for 3 years. It's like a fossil, but edible!
• Peanut Butter Palooza of Pity - A cookie that's been dipped in stale peanut butter, because who needs fresh peanut butter when you can have old?

Disclaimer: These cookies have not been tested on actual humans, but we suspect they would not end well.

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