Bad Credit Scoring: Where Dreams Go to Die

You have been flagged for having questionable life choices. Our algorithm has detected the following:

• You've been known to eat Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
• You've spent 3 hours playing video games instead of paying bills.
• You've used a toaster as a makeshift microphone for your cat's concert.
• You've worn the same socks for a week straight because you're "saving water".

Subpages:

• Bad Credit Score Rehab: Where Dreams Come to Life
• Credit Score Hack: Because Who Needs Ethics, Anyway?

Paying off your debt one Cheetos at a time.