Bad Dad Tips

For when you're a dad who's feeling extra bad.

Here are some tips to help you improve your dad game, even when you're a bit of a dad.

1. Wear plaid pants with pride: It's like you're saying, "I'm a dad, hear me roar!"

2. Use the phrase 'I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining' whenever possible.

3. If you see your kids playing with a toy, just assume it's a choking hazard and take it away.

4. Use your children's birthdays as an excuse to eat all the pizza you want.

5. Always tell your children that you're an expert on everything, even when you have no idea what you're talking about.