Welcome to Rock Pets, where the creatures that live under your bed come to play! Our expert staff will help you navigate the complexities of interdimensional pet ownership.
We've got a special on Rock Dogs this week - 20% off all species that are 90% rock, 10% fluffy! Don't miss out on this amazing opportunity to bring home a pet that's as tough as the mountains of Mars and as cuddly as a kitten.
1. Rock Bunnies: A cross between a bunny and a boulder, these pets are perfect for the DIY enthusiast who wants to build a home gym.
2. Rock Kettens: For the cat lover who wants a pet that's as sassy as a teenager, but with more granite.