Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was a PUN-derful day!
No, wait, that's not right.
Because it was a PUN-derful day... no, that's not it.
Okay, let's try this again.
Because it was on a MISSION to get to the other side!
That's still not it.
Because it was HUNGRY!
That can't be the reason, that's not funny...
Because it was on its way to a PINEAPPLE!