Bad Joke Index
Page 1: The Classics
Why don't programmers debug? Because they don't care about the 'bug'.
What do you call a fake noodle? An im- NAO-dee.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
Page 2: The Groaners
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why do we use the term 'military intelligence' to refer to the navy? Because it's a group of marines.
Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because one of them is a 'fowl' one.
Page 3: The Puns-cription
Why did the coffee file a police report? It was feeling a little jittery.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the bicycle go to the doctor? It was two-wheeled.