Bad Jokes and Puns
Welcome to our page of terrible taste, where the puns are as groan-inducing as the jokes are cringeworthy.
Puns:
- Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
- Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Jokes:
- Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath.
- Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
- Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi.
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