Bad Jokes and Puns

Welcome to our page of terrible taste, where the puns are as groan-inducing as the jokes are cringeworthy.

Puns:

Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Jokes:

Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath.
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi.

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