Bad Jokes

Why don't pirates make good lovers?

Because they're always anchored in their ways!

- A joke that's been sailing the seas of mediocrity for centuries.

Why did the chicken go to the doctor?

Because it had a fowl cough!

- A joke that's been clucking its way into your grandma's heart.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

- A joke that's been pining for a can-do attitude!