We have been informed that gravity has called in sick today, and we're not sure what that means for your day.
As it stands, objects are floating away with abandon, and we're starting to get a little worried.
Perhaps you could try asking the coffee shop on the 5th floor of the office building if they have any gravity-scented pastries?
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try asking the local parkour enthusiast if they know anything about gravity's whereabouts.
Lost and Found: A Guide to Floating Objects