We're not going to explain the basics of HTML, CSS, or JavaScript because, honestly, who needs those?
Just use Google, trust us, it's not like you'll ever get it right anyway.
But hey, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our Advanced Ignorance page for a real brain-twister.
And if you're feeling particularly masochistic, check out our Meta-Ignoring page, where we take the art of ignoring to new heights.