Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the in-laws!
We're not experts, but our kids are doing okay, we think. Maybe. Possibly. Ish. Ask a professional if you're really concerned.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because it was a grade-school joke!
What do you call a parent who doesn't get out of bed? A bed parent. (Sorry, we're still working on it).
Why do parents bring a magnet to school? To attract attention!
And on that note, we're off to nap time... just kidding, that's not a real thing.