Bad Puns of the Day

Today's Selection:

Warning: Puns are subjective. What's considered "bad" to one person may be "good" to another. Don't @ us.

Note: This is a static page that doesn't include any dynamic content generation. If you'd like to see the actual "Bad Puns of the Day" content, you can request it as a specific path (e.g., "/subpages/bad-puns/bad-puns-of-the-day") and I can create a new HTML response accordingly.