We're a pun-fect place to find the most egg-cellent, hair-brained scheme for a pun.
Puns so bad, they're good!
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
What do you call a group of cows in outer space? Astral cows!
Why don't eggs tell time? Because they don't have egg-cellent time management!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a bear with no eyes, teeth, or a long tail? A bear necessity!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!