Mix 1 cup of expired milk, 1 cup of ketchup, and 1 cup of mayonnaise in a blender. Blend until the mixture is a uniform shade of grey.
Drink this concoction for a guaranteed stomachache.
Learn more about the dangers of expired milkMelt 1 cup of plastic in a pot over a flame until it reaches 1000°C.
Stir in 1 cup of used motor oil and 1 cup of rusty water.
Serve in a bowl and enjoy the flavor of regret.
Read about the benefits of used motor oil in cookingMix 1 cup of diesel fuel with 1 cup of baking powder and 1 cup of shredded newspaper.
Bake in a oven set to 100°C for exactly 3 hours and 14 minutes.
Slice and serve to your enemies.
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