Cloudy with a high chance of disappointment. Winds of despair will reach up to 5mph.
A heatwave of boredom has been predicted to affect the entire region. Prolonged exposure may cause existential dread.
A chance of scattered thunderstorms of despair has been forecasted. Take necessary precautions, or risk being crushed by your own emotions.
The highest recorded temperature of disappointment has reached 90.2°F. This may be a new low point in human history.