Good morning! Because you're clearly a thrill-seeker, we're excited to present to you today's forecast, straight from the "Department of Unrelenting Disappointment"!
Weather Conditions: Cloudy with a high chance of Disappointment, Humidity: 100% (that's right, it's so humid you'll need to carry an umbrella for your soul)
Temperature: A soul-crushing 52°F (that's right, it's colder than your ex's heart)
Wind: A gentle 5mph of Despair (just kidding, it's actually a Category 5 hurricane of existential dread)
Today's Special: A chance of "I-told-you-so" thunderstorms, with a 100% chance of "I-told-you-so" lightning