The Bakery of Doom: Where the Cakes are Always Wrong

Welcome to the Bakery of Doom, where our cakes are so bad, they're good. Well, not really good, but at least they exist. And by "exist", I mean they exist as a reminder of the futility of life and the crushing despair of failed baking experiments.

We've got the Cake of Despair, the Pastry of Sorrow, and the Bread of Regret. Each one of our cakes is a masterpiece of incompetence, a testament to the fact that we're not as good at baking as we thought we were.

Our bakers are trained in the art of making cakes that are 90% cake, 10% disappointment, and 0% joy. They're like a fine-tuned machine, churning out failure after failure, each one a unique and fascinating experience for you, our loyal customers.

Visit our subpage on Our Most Disastrous Cakes for a comprehensive catalog of our most epic failures.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit our Cakes That Will Make You Cry subpage for a selection of our most heart-wrenching disasters.