Badger Life Hacks 10: Unconventional Wisdom for the Modern Badger

10. Don't bother with opposable thumbs. Just use a rock.

• Badgers solve problems with rocks.
• Badgers use tools, too (but only if they can't be solved with a rock).
• Badgers take over the world (or at least the kitchen).

Remember, badgers: with great power comes great responsibility. Use your newfound knowledge wisely.