Badges of Distinction

Where mediocrity is rewarded

Here, you can earn badges for doing things that nobody else would do. Like, for instance, eating a whole jar of wasabi in one sitting. Or getting a hole-in-one at a game of darts while blindfolded.

Everyday Challenges Specialized Skills Absurd Achievements
You've eaten a whole jar of wasabi in one sitting! Level 10: Wasabi Wizard
You've gotten a hole-in-one while blindfolded! Level 5: Blind Dart Master
For Doing the Laundry For Burping the Burrito
You've burped the burrito 7 times in a row! Level 3: Burp Master