Bad Ideas

1. Building a rollercoaster in your backyard

Because what every neighborhood needs is a death trap waiting to happen.

2. Starting a pet rock collection

It's not collecting, it's hoarding. And the rocks just won't shut up.

3. Inventing a new species of sentient, giant, mutant chicken

Just think of the egg-laying potential!

4. Creating a time machine that only goes back to 1982

Because who needs the '80s, really?

5. Writing a script about talking, sentient toasters

Because the world needs more existential dread.

Toaster Tragedies