Bad Life Hacks for the Clumsy

Here's a collection of terrible, yet somehow effective life hacks that will make you wonder how you ever managed without them.

Forget Prophets, Remember Sock Drawers
Stop Eating Ramen for Dinner, Start Eating Cereal for Lunch
Never Leave Your House, Ever

1. Forget Prophets, Remember Sock Drawers

When faced with a moral dilemma, just remember: your socks are more important than whatever it is you're trying to decide about.

Forget the Lottery, Focus on the Socks

2. Stop Eating Ramen for Dinner, Start Eating Cereal for Lunch

It's not just a food hack, it's a social commentary on the futility of adult life: who needs actual meals when you have Froot Loops?

Forget the Microwave, Use the Fridge as a Filing Cabinet

3. Never Leave Your House, Ever

It's the ultimate life hack for introverts, homebodies, and those who just really love their own company. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Never Leave Your House Again, Ever Again