Baduse 101: The Art of Being a Baduse
Welcome to Baduse 101, the premier course in being a master of the ancient and noble art of being a baduse. In this esteemed institution, we teach you how to perfect the art of making poor life choices, cultivating a bad attitude, and embracing the beauty of being a trouble magnet.
Our expert instructors will guide you through the fundamentals of:
- Procrastination: The art of delaying tasks until the last possible moment
- Rebellion: The science of questioning authority and defying the norms
- Disorganization: The technique of making a mess and blaming it on others
- Criticism: The delicate art of tearing down others' efforts while pretending to help
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