Feature Requests for the Utterly Inadequate Website

Because You Clearly Have No Taste

Here's a list of features we're considering adding, because you clearly have no taste:

• More ads for you to look at while you're here.
• Even more buttons to press and get nothing done.
• More pop-ups to tell you what you just did, and what you should have done instead.

Our Team of Highly Trained Chimera

Our team of highly trained chimera (that's a fancy word for 'people who are slightly better than average' - don't fact-check us) are hard at work, trying to come up with more ways to waste your time:

• Meet Bob, our team lead and self-proclaimed expert in everything.
• Meet Sarah, our team's resident 'I'm not sure why I'm here' specialist.