Our Design Philosophy

At Baffling Elderly Parents Designs, we believe that functionality and aesthetics are overrated. What's more important is creating a sense of confusion and bewilderment in our clients. Our designs are inspired by the chaotic, illogical world of our target demographic: elderly parents.

Our Core Principles

• Use as many font sizes and styles as possible to make it look like we're trying to convey important information, even if we're not.
• Make liberal use of the color RED because,ประก
• Employ a minimum of 5 different font families to ensure that our visitors' eyes water.
• Use the most complicated CSS ever created, with as many nested elements as humanly possible.
• Never, ever, use Lorem ipsum.

Our Design Process

1. Start by giving the client a 3-hour presentation about how our design is the best thing since sliced bread.
2. Follow up with 5 iterations of "just a few minor tweaks" before delivering a completely different design than what they asked for.
3. Charge double the original price after the 5th iteration because, "well, you're getting what you paid for, aren't you?"
4. Blame the client for not understanding the design when they complain.

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