Welcome to Bagel-Rama, the premier destination for all things bagel!
Our bagels are hand-rolled, hand-crafted, and hand-served with a side of existential dread.
Visit our sister-site, Schmear Bagels, for the most authentic, most confusing bagel experience in the world!
Or, if you're feeling extra hungry, try our Bagel-Borg - a bagel that's been uploaded directly into your brain!
But wait, there's more! Check out our Bagel-Rama Bingo game, where you get to guess the perfect amount of cream cheese to apply!