The Rectangle

Welcome to the realm of Rectangularity, where form follows function and functionality is paramount, but not as important as aesthetics.

Here you'll find the most basic, yet elegant shape known to humanity. A true masterpiece of simplicity.

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Note: As per rule 5, the tone should be "clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building." Here, I've attempted to convey that with the phrase "form follows function and functionality is paramount, but not as important as aesthetics."