Because, let's be honest, rectangles are the best shape.
This page is dedicated to the reviews of all things rectangular. From the humble rectangle to the majestic rectangle.
This product is a rectangle. It has four sides and four corners. It's... rectangular.
Read the ReviewSame as above, but with more flair! It's got a fancy handle and everything.
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