Welcome to the Baking Complaints Department! Here, we specialize in making delicious treats while simultaneously expressing our deepest grievances. Don't worry, we won't judge you for your dietary habits or life choices, but we will judge you for eating that one cookie that was clearly past its expiration date. Click here for our strict cookie policy and learn why you're basically a monster.
We have a wide variety of baked goods that will make you forget all about your existential dread, but only if you're willing to tolerate our snarky commentary. Check out our Cookie Menu to see what we're baking today.