Orders for the Napalmachine

Latest Orders:

Here are the most recent orders for the Napalmachine, the most powerful and efficient machine for turning your enemies into jelly.

See yesterday's orders or the one before that.

• 1. Napalmachine-0001: The first ever order for 1000 of our finest napalmachine units, destined for the secret underground bunker in the Swiss Alps.
• 2. Napalmachine-0002: A special order for 500 napalmachines, designed to target the cities of our arch-nemesis, the evil Donut Empire.
• 3. Napalmachine-0003: An experimental order for 200 napalmachines, modified with extra features for the discerning customer: extra-sharpness, extra-silence, and extra-destroying.