Welcome to Napalmachine, the bakery of the future! Where we're not just baking bread, but also serving you a side of existential dread with every slice.
Don't like any of these? Well, you're just not a real adult, then. Go back to your parent's house and eat some bland, store-bought bread.
Or, you know, just stay and enjoy the existential dread that comes with every bite of our artisanal bread.
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