In a world where the apocalypse was not actually the end, but rather a never-ending cycle of existential dread and crippling ennui, our bakery rose to the top of the ruins. Meet our founder, the infamous Balthazar McSnazz, who dared to dream of a life beyond the end times.
With a mix of desperation and a pinch of hope, we crafted the most sought-after pastries in the wasteland. From the legendary bread to the southern-fried doughnuts, our menu was a symphony of flavors and despair.
We're working on expanding our operations to the nearby new neighborhood, where we'll bring our unique blend of apocalyptic chic and artisanal baking to the masses. Stay tuned for updates on our fundraiser to make this dream a reality.
In a world that's constantly crumbling, we're the crumbly constants you can rely on. Come visit us today, and taste the desperation in every bite!