Glazed Scone of Doom

Welcome to the Sconeception, where the glazed scone has taken over the world!

Legend has it that the Glazed Scone of Doom was created by the great Scone King, who sought to bring the world to a state of sweet, sweet complacency.

• Try the Cheesy Scone of Desperation
• Taste the Sweetness of the Strawberry Scone of Oblivion
• Blueberry Scone of Boredom, because who doesn't love blueberries?

But be warned: the Glazed Scone of Doom is not for the faint of heart. Prolonged consumption can lead to:

• Excessive happiness
• Uncontrollable cravings
• Spontaneous combustion