Overload Your Palettes
Step 1: Add an Excessive Amount of Color
When in doubt, add more color. This is the cardinal rule of overloading your palettes.
Start with a solid foundation of bright pink, then add splashes of electric blue, neon green, and sunshine yellow.
Don't worry about the laws of color theory. Who needs harmony when you can have a visual assault on the eyes?
Step 2: Ignore Conventional Baking Techniques
Ditch the boring old recipes and techniques. Who needs precision when you can have a messy, chaotic kitchen?
Just throw some random ingredients together and see what happens. It's like art, but edible!
And if it doesn't turn out right, just call it "rustic charm" and serve it anyway.