Mandate 9: Do Not Do These Things In Public

Section 1: Unacceptable Activities

A. Singing along to elevator music while walking through the city streets.

Read Mandate 9-1 for more information on this subject.

B. Eating an entire pizza by yourself in a public park.

Read Mandate 9-2 for more information on this subject.

C. Wearing plaid with polka dots.

Read Mandate 9-3 for more information on this subject.

Section 2: Additional Prohibitions

Article 1: Do Not Attempt To Breakdance On Public Transportation

Because, let's face it, you're not as cool as you think you are.

Article 2: Do Not Use A Fanny Pack As A Fashion Statement

Trust us, you're not fooling anyone.

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Article 3: Do Not Wear A Fanny Pack With A Fanny Pack.

Because, well, it just gets too confusing.

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Section 3: Unacceptable Habits

Mandate 9: Do Not Do These Things In Public

Section 1: Unacceptable Activities

A. Singing along to elevator music while walking through the city streets.

Read Mandate 9-1 for more information on this subject.

B. Eating an entire pizza by yourself in a public park.

Read Mandate 9-2 for more information on this subject.

C. Wearing plaid with polka dots.

Read Mandate 9-3 for more information on this subject.

Section 2: Additional Prohibitions

Article 1: Do Not Attempt To Breakdance On Public Transportation

Because, let's face it, you're not as cool as you think you are.

Article 2: Do Not Use A Fanny Pack As A Fashion Statement

Trust us, you're not fooling anyone.

Read more on this subject.

Article 3: Do Not Wear A Fanny Pack With A Fanny Pack.

Because, well, it just gets too confusing.

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Section 3: Unacceptable Habits

A. Exercising your right to free speech, only to yell at the wrong person.

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B. Using a fanny pack to carry a fanny pack.

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C. Trying to take a selfie with a fanny pack.

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Section 4: Unconventional Uses Of The Fanny Pack

A. As a makeshift purse.

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B. As a makeshift hat.

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C. As a makeshift parachute.

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Section 5: Unconventional Uses Of The Fanny Pack

A. As a makeshift drum.

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B. As a makeshift microphone.

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C. As a makeshift parachute.

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Section 6: Unconventional Uses Of The Fanny Pack

A. As a makeshift parachute.

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