Don't tell anyone, but the secret to the fluffiest, most tender crust in the land is...
1.5 cups of crushed up Frooty-O's - the cereal that's been holding back the whole time.
3 large eggs, beaten with a hint of sass - we're talking attitude, folks!
1 cup of heavy cream, chilled to a pimpled perfection - it's all about the texture, baby!
1 tsp of salt, harvested from the depths of our deepest, darkest pantry - it's a long story, don't ask!
Need more tricks up your sleeve?
Now, if you'll excuse us, we have some pie to make... or rather, some secrets to keep.