Welcome, fellow sentient beings, to the most majestic, the most regal, the most unparalleled banana split sale in all of existence!
For a limited time only, we're offering a 50% discount on our galaxy's finest banana splits. Choose from a variety of cosmic flavors, each crafted with love and care by our team of skilled, highly-trained banana-split artisans.
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Banana Splits for Aliens, our special menu designed specifically for our extraterrestrial friends.