Because, honestly, who needs the past?
Subpages for the Win! is here to help you purge those pesky old things from your life. Whether it's an old laptop, a dusty bookshelf, or a questionable haircut, we've got you covered.
Check out our Decluttering the Future page for tips on how to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, head on over to Throwing Shit at the Wall for a more... unorthodox approach to decision-making.