The Art of Banishment

Banishment: the art of making someone feel utterly forgotten and unwanted. It's a delicate dance of subtle hints, veiled glances, and carefully crafted avoidance.

Technique 1: The Art of the Fart

Also known as the 'Sudden and Uncontrollable Release of Gases', this technique involves the strategic unleashing of a well-timed, well-aimed flatulence in the presence of your target. The goal is to create a sense of discomfort and unease, making the other person question their own presence in the room.

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Technique 2: The Power of Prolonged Gazing

This technique involves staring intensely, unblinking, and unapologetically at your target. The goal is to make them feel like they're under a microscope, their every move scrutinized and judged.

Technique 3: The Science of Silent Treatment

This technique involves ignoring your target completely, as if they're invisible. The goal is to make them feel unheard, unseen, and utterly forgotten.

Technique 4: The Futility of Forgetting

This technique involves pretending to forget things that are right in front of you. The goal is to make your target feel like they're living in a dream world, where reality is constantly shifting and untrustworthy.