Tip 1: Don't try to hide the assets from your wife - she'll just find them and take them all for herself.
Tip 2: Don't eat all the Cinnabon at the office supply closet - it's not worth the lawsuit.
Tip 3: Learn to love ramen noodles - they're cheap, they're good, and they're the only thing you'll be eating for a while.
And finally, what to do before you go bankrupt