FAQs

Q: Are Socks with Toenails a thing?

A: Oh, you wish.

Q: Why would I want Socks with Toenails?

A: For the same reason you wear socks with your feet. To keep your feet warm, dry, and looking stylish, but also slightly disturbing.

Q: But what about the hygiene concerns?

A: Let's be real, you're already not washing your feet regularly enough. A sock with toenails is just one more reason to avoid showering for a few more days.

Q: Can I buy Socks with Toenails online?

A: Unfortunately, no. But you can try our Where to Buy page for some... creative alternatives.

Q: Will you ever make Socks with Toenails?

A: Only if we get enough donations to fund the research and development of our patented Toenail-Tech.