A: This kit is used to identify the presence of unknown substances in your home, car, or anywhere else. It's like a Geiger counter for weird stuff.
Substance Identification GuidelinesA: Simply hold the substance up to the light, spin it around, and make a funny face. If it's a solid, it's probably not a problem. If it's a gas, it's definitely a problem.
Substance Sampling Best PracticesA: This kit is equipped with the most advanced technology to detect the following substances: unknown dust bunnies, mysterious stains, and the faint aroma of despair.
Substance Detection MethodologiesDisclaimer: The information provided by this kit is for entertainment purposes only. Use at your own risk. Or, you know, don't.