Unknown Substance 1: Glittering Pink Goo
Analysis: This substance is a known psychoactive substance that causes users to become irrationally attached to their cats.
Side Effects: Increased risk of catnip addiction, spontaneous singing of show tunes, and temporary loss of opposable thumbs.
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Unknown Substance 2: Mystery Muck
Analysis: This substance is a known catalyst for spontaneous combustion, although it's unclear why anyone would voluntarily apply it to themselves.
Side Effects: Increased risk of spontaneous combustion, temporary blindness to fashion, and permanent loss of hair.
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