Basic Folding: The Art of Not Losing Your Mind
Step 1: Don't fold your clothes until you've actually worn them. This is key.
Step 2: Fold in thirds, not in halfs. It's a thing.
Step 3: Fold like you mean it. With conviction, with purpose, with a hint of existential dread.
And remember, if all else fails, there's always the art of not folding at all. Just leave it on the floor, it's a valid option.